THE 2025 SOCIAL JUSTICE KITTENS CALENDAR HAS ARRIVED!

 It’s 2025, and the Social Justice Kittens are back with twelve inspiring new months, each one a stern, colorful reminder that while you enjoy a life of privileged comfort enabled by oppression, these defiant darlings continue their selfless fight for real progress!

Never in human history has the world been so terrifying. The kittens are now the last line of defense against fascist hordes intent on extinguishing every human right and freedom. These dinky darlings must now yell harder than ever in the twisted faces of all those who lash out with the violence of persistent disagreement. Faced with the threat of worldwide annihilation, absolutely anything the kittens do or say is completely justified!

This glossy, full-color, 12” x 12” grid-style wall calendar is available NOW and shipping immediately. Each year’s calendar sells out, usually in December, so act fast to make sure others will have no reason to doubt you’re on the right side of history.

As usual, all kitten and puppy dialogue are taken from genuine social media posts.




November 15, 2023
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The glorious LiarTown Shop is up and running HERE.

Merchandise will be added as time permits, but the Social Justice Kittens Calendar and my other long-running zine Crap Hound are up right now. Shipping is fast and dependable! Explore with confidence, knowing no harm will ever come to you or your family as a result of ordering anything through the LiarTown Shop. Guaranteed.




November 5, 2022
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ANNOUNCING THE 2023 SOCIAL JUSTICE KITTENS CALENDAR

It’s 2023, and the Social Justice Kittens are back!

It’s a dark time for the kittens, who find themselves speaking truth not only to the formless, all-powerful nightmare of white supremacy, but growing “white-adjacent” forces who foolishly lash out in ill-considered disagreement. No matter what mask it wears, the status quo is desperate to crush these dinky darlings’ righteous rebellion. The constant threat of annihilation means absolutely anything the kittens do or say is completely justified!

The Social Justice Puppies are back, too, sniffing for crumbs of approval and acceptance, always ready to announce their devotion to justice and denounce their despicable, unenlightened littermates!

This glossy, full-color, 12” x 12” grid-style wall calendar is available NOW and shipping immediately. Each year’s calendar sells out, usually in December, so act quickly to make sure others will have no reason to doubt you’re on the right side of history.

As usual, all kitten and puppy dialogue are taken from genuine social media posts.

Jezebel.com said it best: “The absolute best cat calendar!” 




November 5, 2022
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Talkin’ ‘Bout Tina




July 6, 2021
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Heavy Widow Fetish Porn DVDs

Big Beautiful Widows (2017)
Heavy Hearts (2017)
Mourning Thiccness (2018)




June 7, 2021
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Competing colonics storefronts, Raleigh, NC, 2018
Hindfulness Gastrocleanse & Colonic Detailing
Buttwaters Chill & Fill Wellness Lounge




June 2, 2021
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I Want to Bereave




June 1, 2021
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Opolope Postcard, Blessing, TX, 1990




May 30, 2021
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NINE INCH SMAILS




May 29, 2021
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Gentle moods. Light information. Soft talk. Easy traffic. Breezy weather. 
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Two deeply wonderful audio episodes from friend (and LiarTown collaborator) Rachel Lichtman.




May 27, 2021
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