ANNOUNCING THE 2022 SOCIAL JUSTICE KITTENS CALENDAR

It’s 2022, and the Social Justice Kittens have returned with twelve inspirational new months! 

Having expanded their defnitions of violence and fascism, the Social Justice Kittens now face a world more violent and fascist than ever.

This real, glossy, full-color, 12” x 12” grid-style wall calendar is available NOW and shipping immediately. Each year’s calendar sells out, usually in December, so act quickly to make sure others will have no reason to doubt you’re on the right side of history.

As usual, all kitten and puppy dialogue are taken from genuine social media posts.

Jezebel.com said it best: “The absolute best cat calendar!” 

https://buyolympia.com/Item/liartownusa-social-justice-kittens-2022




Talkin’ ‘Bout Tina




Heavy Widow Fetish Porn DVDs

Big Beautiful Widows (2017)
Heavy Hearts (2017)
Mourning Thiccness (2018)




Competing colonics storefronts, Raleigh, NC, 2018
Hindfulness Gastrocleanse & Colonic Detailing
Buttwaters Chill & Fill Wellness Lounge




I Want to Bereave




Opolope Postcard, Blessing, TX, 1990




NINE INCH SMAILS




Dick Wolf Presents Law & Order SVU Factory Seconds, Pro Sports Rape Scandal 15-36




Edible Indictments Delivery Van, Washington D.C.




Jiu-jitsferatu




Signage, Los Angeles Area

Former Boys Restaurant, Downtown
Mood Fart Convenience Store, Highland Park
House of Piss Family Restaurant, Los Feliz
Donut Christ, Highland Park




Miscellaneous Indie Albums No.3
Shame Rifle King Congressman
Shame Rifle Death Stink of the Cat God
The Gordie Boucher Promise Self-Titled
The Pink Suds Disaster Confetti




Miscellaneous Indie Albums No.2
Mary, a Ship Won’t Sink Good Morning, Nurse
Mary, a Ship Won’t Sink The Day the Soup Factory Closed in Amarillo
Pinch Weapon Shelmet
Showerclock Skate Church




Miscellaneous Indie Albums No.1
The Romantic Decision In Loco Parentis
The Ain’t Mondrian Shill
And the Deaf Shall Drive Summer’s Steve
Diva Cop Self-Titled




TV Subtitles No.5




Columbo Episode 0303: “Art of Darkness”




Columbo Episode 0302: “Wide Shot”




Rusty, the Falcon’s Hive Hivemaster




Pelt No.10




Back Thatch No.32




California State Lottery cards
Million-Dollar Toilet Bear
Quiet Time Owl Tranquilizer Sweepstakes




Souvenir Menstrual Cups
Dave & Buster’s, Route 66 (Flagstaff, AZ)




Natural Man and Nude Fellow souvenirs and ephemera
Top: Keychains from Gettysburg National Military Park, 1966-2003
Middle: Union Nude Fellow hobby figure and Confederate Natural Man collectible shot glass, 2011
Bottom: Collectible postcard and Bare Heart VHS tape (1996)

For more information on the Natural Men and Nude Fellows of the American Civil War, see hashtags below.




Homemade Diaper Horse toy




Randy Whitebird’s Sports Inferno Audio Real Estate Seminars Cassette Tape No.7
and Braniel Hamb’s 4-Part System-4-Success Cassette Tape F1