THE 2026 SOCIAL JUSTICE KITTENS CALENDAR HAS ARRIVED!
It’s 2026, and the Social Justice Kittens are back with twelve inspiring new months, each one a stern, colorful reminder that while you enjoy a life of unearned, privileged comfort, their battle for justice never ends!
Despite their advanced empathic skills, evolved intellects and permanent stance on the right side of history, the kittens increasingly find themselves forced to use preemptive physical violence. Heaven knows they’ve TRIED speaking truth to power! They’ve WARNED of the terrifying rise of white supremacy! They’ve EXPLAINED why you’re not even close to being a genuine ally! These kittens are DONE talking! It’s time to force the hands of power. Time for violent revolution. Time to make anyone who disagrees afraid again!
If you’re worried about those guilty goofballs the Social Justice Puppies, don’t be! These pusillanimous pooches are back where they belong, sniffing around under the table, begging for crumbs of approval and acceptance. Although everyone is disgusted by the puppies’ shameful legacy of harm, their willingness to uplift marginalized voices makes them temporarily useful.
This year’s calendar features heavy-hitting quotes from luminaries such as Ibram X. Kendi, NPR CEO Katherine Maher, and the late Steve Albini!
These glossy, full-color, 12” x 12” grid-style wall calendars are available NOW and shipping immediately. Each year’s calendar sells out, usually in December, so act fast to make sure others will have no reason to doubt you’re on the right side of history.
As usual, all kitten and puppy dialogue are taken from genuine social media posts.
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September 7, 2025
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THE 2025 SOCIAL JUSTICE KITTENS CALENDAR HAS ARRIVED!
It’s 2025, and the Social Justice Kittens are back with twelve inspiring new months, each one a stern, colorful reminder that while you enjoy a life of privileged comfort enabled by oppression, these defiant darlings continue their selfless fight for real progress!
Never in human history has the world been so terrifying. The kittens are now the last line of defense against fascist hordes intent on extinguishing every human right and freedom. These dinky darlings must now yell harder than ever in the twisted faces of all those who lash out with the violence of persistent disagreement. Faced with the threat of worldwide annihilation, absolutely anything the kittens do or say is completely justified!
This glossy, full-color, 12” x 12” grid-style wall calendar is available NOW and shipping immediately. Each year’s calendar sells out, usually in December, so act fast to make sure others will have no reason to doubt you’re on the right side of history.
As usual, all kitten and puppy dialogue are taken from genuine social media posts.
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November 15, 2023
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November 5, 2022
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ANNOUNCING THE 2023 SOCIAL JUSTICE KITTENS CALENDAR
It’s 2023, and the Social Justice Kittens are back!
It’s a dark time for the kittens, who find themselves speaking truth not only to the formless, all-powerful nightmare of white supremacy, but growing “white-adjacent” forces who foolishly lash out in ill-considered disagreement. No matter what mask it wears, the status quo is desperate to crush these dinky darlings’ righteous rebellion. The constant threat of annihilation means absolutely anything the kittens do or say is completely justified!
The Social Justice Puppies are back, too, sniffing for crumbs of approval and acceptance, always ready to announce their devotion to justice and denounce their despicable, unenlightened littermates!
This glossy, full-color, 12” x 12” grid-style wall calendar is available NOW and shipping immediately. Each year’s calendar sells out, usually in December, so act quickly to make sure others will have no reason to doubt you’re on the right side of history.
As usual, all kitten and puppy dialogue are taken from genuine social media posts.
Jezebel.com said it best: “The absolute best cat calendar!”
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November 5, 2022
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