ANNOUNCING THE 2023 SOCIAL JUSTICE KITTENS CALENDAR
It’s 2023, and the Social Justice Kittens are back!
It’s a dark time for the kittens, who find themselves speaking truth not only to the formless, all-powerful nightmare of white supremacy, but growing “white-adjacent” forces who foolishly lash out in ill-considered disagreement. No matter what mask it wears, the status quo is desperate to crush these dinky darlings’ righteous rebellion. The constant threat of annihilation means absolutely anything the kittens do or say is completely justified!
The Social Justice Puppies are back, too, sniffing for crumbs of approval and acceptance, always ready to announce their devotion to justice and denounce their despicable, unenlightened littermates!
This glossy, full-color, 12” x 12” grid-style wall calendar is available NOW and shipping immediately. Each year’s calendar sells out, usually in December, so act quickly to make sure others will have no reason to doubt you’re on the right side of history.
As usual, all kitten and puppy dialogue are taken from genuine social media posts.
Jezebel.com said it best: “The absolute best cat calendar!”