THE 2026 SOCIAL JUSTICE KITTENS CALENDAR HAS ARRIVED!
It’s 2026, and the Social Justice Kittens are back with twelve inspiring new months, each one a stern, colorful reminder that while you enjoy a life of unearned, privileged comfort, their battle for justice never ends!
Despite their advanced empathic skills, evolved intellects and permanent stance on the right side of history, the kittens increasingly find themselves forced to use preemptive physical violence. Heaven knows they’ve TRIED speaking truth to power! They’ve WARNED of the terrifying rise of white supremacy! They’ve EXPLAINED why you’re not even close to being a genuine ally! These kittens are DONE talking! It’s time to force the hands of power. Time for violent revolution. Time to make anyone who disagrees afraid again!
If you’re worried about those guilty goofballs the Social Justice Puppies, don’t be! These pusillanimous pooches are back where they belong, sniffing around under the table, begging for crumbs of approval and acceptance. Although everyone is disgusted by the puppies’ shameful legacy of harm, their willingness to uplift marginalized voices makes them temporarily useful.
This year’s calendar features heavy-hitting quotes from luminaries such as Ibram X. Kendi, NPR CEO Katherine Maher, and the late Steve Albini!
These glossy, full-color, 12” x 12” grid-style wall calendars are available NOW and shipping immediately. Each year’s calendar sells out, usually in December, so act fast to make sure others will have no reason to doubt you’re on the right side of history.
As usual, all kitten and puppy dialogue are taken from genuine social media posts.