THE 2025 SOCIAL JUSTICE KITTENS CALENDAR HAS ARRIVED!
It’s 2025, and the Social Justice Kittens are back with twelve inspiring new months, each one a stern, colorful reminder that while you enjoy a life of privileged comfort enabled by oppression, these defiant darlings continue their selfless fight for real progress!
Never in human history has the world been so terrifying. The kittens are now the last line of defense against fascist hordes intent on extinguishing every human right and freedom. These dinky darlings must now yell harder than ever in the twisted faces of all those who lash out with the violence of persistent disagreement. Faced with the threat of worldwide annihilation, absolutely anything the kittens do or say is completely justified!
This glossy, full-color, 12” x 12” grid-style wall calendar is available NOW and shipping immediately. Each year’s calendar sells out, usually in December, so act fast to make sure others will have no reason to doubt you’re on the right side of history.
As usual, all kitten and puppy dialogue are taken from genuine social media posts.
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November 15, 2023 | Permalink
ANNOUNCING THE 2023 SOCIAL JUSTICE KITTENS CALENDAR
It’s 2023, and the Social Justice Kittens are back!
It’s a dark time for the kittens, who find themselves speaking truth not only to the formless, all-powerful nightmare of white supremacy, but growing “white-adjacent” forces who foolishly lash out in ill-considered disagreement. No matter what mask it wears, the status quo is desperate to crush these dinky darlings’ righteous rebellion. The constant threat of annihilation means absolutely anything the kittens do or say is completely justified!
The Social Justice Puppies are back, too, sniffing for crumbs of approval and acceptance, always ready to announce their devotion to justice and denounce their despicable, unenlightened littermates!
This glossy, full-color, 12” x 12” grid-style wall calendar is available NOW and shipping immediately. Each year’s calendar sells out, usually in December, so act quickly to make sure others will have no reason to doubt you’re on the right side of history.
As usual, all kitten and puppy dialogue are taken from genuine social media posts.
Jezebel.com said it best: “The absolute best cat calendar!”
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November 5, 2022 | Permalink
Miscellaneous Indie Albums No.3
Shame Rifle King Congressman
Shame Rifle Death Stink of the Cat God
The Gordie Boucher Promise Self-Titled
The Pink Suds Disaster Confetti
April 16, 2021 | Permalink
Miscellaneous Indie Albums No.2
Mary, a Ship Won’t Sink Good Morning, Nurse
Mary, a Ship Won’t Sink The Day the Soup Factory Closed in Amarillo
Pinch Weapon Shelmet
Showerclock Skate Church
April 16, 2021 | Permalink
California State Lottery cards
Million-Dollar Toilet Bear
Quiet Time Owl Tranquilizer Sweepstakes
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April 15, 2021 | Permalink
Natural Man and Nude Fellow souvenirs and ephemera
Top: Keychains from Gettysburg National Military Park, 1966-2003
Middle: Union Nude Fellow hobby figure and Confederate Natural Man collectible shot glass, 2011
Bottom: Collectible postcard and Bare Heart VHS tape (1996)
For more information on the Natural Men and Nude Fellows of the American Civil War, see hashtags below.
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April 14, 2021 | Permalink
