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THE 2024 SOCIAL JUSTICE KITTENS CALENDAR IS HERE!

It’s 2024, and the Social Justice Kittens are back with twelve inspiring new months! Each of these adorable activists has been professionally photographed in a heroic pose appropriate to a small cat defiantly speaking out on the hottest issues of the day. 

Unlike the bland, conventionally attractive kittens that colonize lesser kitten calendars, the Social Justice Kittens radiate fierce strength in the face of untold adversity, and all are gifted with a dazzling array of genders and orientations! Thanks to LiarTown, you can now stand back supportively as these cuddly crusaders use precolonial, ancestral, indigenous, and marginalized knowledges to fight endless new forms of power and oppression!

Those adorable also-rans the Social Justice Puppies have returned, too! Although they’re still learning how to sit down, shut up, and stay in their lane, these floppy failures know better than to expect a cookie for their epic struggle sessions and enthusiastic self-debasement. Tolerate them if you must, but remember that these sweet sad sacks use their tears as ammunition in their arsenal of oppression!

ANNOUNCING THE 2023 SOCIAL JUSTICE KITTENS CALENDAR

It’s 2023, and the Social Justice Kittens are back!

It’s a dark time for the kittens, who find themselves speaking truth not only to the formless, all-powerful nightmare of white supremacy, but growing “white-adjacent” forces who foolishly lash out in ill-considered disagreement. No matter what mask it wears, the status quo is desperate to crush these dinky darlings’ righteous rebellion. The constant threat of annihilation means absolutely anything the kittens do or say is completely justified!

The Social Justice Puppies are back, too, sniffing for crumbs of approval and acceptance, always ready to announce their devotion to justice and denounce their despicable, unenlightened littermates!

This glossy, full-color, 12” x 12” grid-style wall calendar is available NOW and shipping immediately. Each year’s calendar sells out, usually in December, so act quickly to make sure others will have no reason to doubt you’re on the right side of history.

As usual, all kitten and puppy dialogue are taken from genuine social media posts.

Jezebel.com said it best: “The absolute best cat calendar!”